The College Years

"You're stealing his thunder."

Arob: What thunder? We're inside!

Arob: I want to be an arrow.

Arob: Wait... Is That Kanye West, the lead singer of the Black Eyed Peas?

Arob: Clay Aiken would be a better halftime show.

Arob: What's your expiration date?

"November 2011."

Arob: NOVEMBER 2011?! OUR PIZZA ISN'T COMING FOR TWO YEARS?!

Arob: Make me a water.

Arob: Wait, he is deaf? So he legit can't see?

"I will punch you in the temple."

Arob: I don't own a temple!

Arob: Wait, so glass doesn't block lasers? Then why isn't the remote working?

Upon hearing this comment:

Arob: Wait, when did I say that?

"Beginning of the year."

Arob: Holy shit, you guys remember good shit.

Arob: If he kills himself, I win. It's a win-win situation... Wait. I win one way.

Arob: How do you spell banana? B-A-N-A?

Arob: Excuse me, but Egypt is right next to Siberia.

Arob: Nova is a city in Virginia, right?

Arob: How am I a pedophile? I work at a boys' sleep away camp!

Arob: Ke$ha isn't real! These lyrics don't mean anything! You know what's real? RAPE! RAPE IS REAL!