Jason: You keep using the word "fascism" and I don't think it means what you think it means.
Arob: Yeah, Italians.
Jason: *farts*
Arob: God damn, that ass.
Jason: A stripper is going to put a banana inside your b-hole.
Arob: It's too tight for that!
Jason: Seth, found your new project (for 3D printing).
Arob: No teeth on those dickosaurus rexes.
Talking about getting a new motorcycle:
Jason: You don't want a crotch rocket?
Arob: Does that help or hinder your ballsack? I don't know how thick your ballsack is, but mine's only about a quarter of an inch.