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Markoff

4 lines in 4 Aaronisms

Talking about space travel:

Arob: There's enough space for each human to be a millionaire and be happy and safe in space.

Markoff: All we need is to break the laws of physics and develop FTL travel.

Arob: No need to break them, just add new ones.

Reading How to Live with a Huge Penis:

Arob: Holy shit, did you guys know you can paint with your penis?

A short while later:

Markoff: You were talking about painting with your penis earlier.

Arob: Well you can paint with it, it's just hard to clean.