Seth: *Wearing an inflatable crown*
Arob: Seth, you are the burger king.
Seth: *Holding a trash bag*
Aaron, get in!
Arob: But I didn't wear my swimsuit.
Talking about his dinner at Seth and Diane's wedding:
Arob: It came with this sweet mashed stuff.
Seth: You mean mashed sweet potatoes?
Seth: The strippers are on their way.
Arob: I hope they don't come because I'll be farting the whole time.
Seth: Pop tarts are really scrimping on the frosting...
Arob: That is bullshit. Basically a pink cum stain on that.
Seth: I cleaned out my keyboard yesterday.
Arob: How many pubes?
Seth: *Mentions the Harold & Kumar "married to weed" scene*:
Arob: Marrying weed?! Is that even legal?!